Sunday, January 9, 2011

N.A.M.E.S

  Woah! It’s been such a long time since i or any of the other four buggers wrote in this place. As usual I am back to the rescue. This is what the Venk has cooked up and finally you can smell it!

Let me get straight to the point. I hung out at St Thomas mt quite a few times these past months and couldn’t help but notice how people get a kick from writing their “name” on walls. It is kind of okay if it is on facebook, but dude why would you want to write it on buses, trains, statues and what ever thing you can lay your hand on. Gosh! even the tomb of some Caucasian dude! 

 

I have been noticing this “name meme” ever since my college days, when i used to travel via train. There is this area in train where it reads “No ADs”, the next day you see them, they would be covered with

"PART TIME JOB Rs 10000 salary, no sales job! 100% REAL call 420420420”

The guts these guys have to leave their phone numbers in place where sticking bills are strictly prohibited! hahaha That’s like an open invitation to the authorities to take action and yet they fail too!

  Then there are these superheroes who push the train and then jump into the train and travel on the footboard. That’s least of my concern but the place where they “hang” quite literally would be filled up with, yeah you’ve guessed it right! NAMES. O_o If you are new, there are so many “GUYS” around here, let me list some memes;

“LIC heightu <insert your “gang” name> weightu”,

“<insert your name> loves <insert your one side louve’s name>”,

“Mr.<insert your name>& Mrs.<insert your GF’s>”

“ <insert all the buggers in your “gang”> “THE <insert some inane bullshit> GUYS and also The <insert the bus route you travel> Guys

The most famous and widely used gang name around here is “THE DANGER GUYS” Nothing rivals this gang name with people around here! It gives a “daredevilry”, “adventurous” and “spooky” feel to the whole thing! Usually they are accompanied with a skull and 2 bones to go with “gang” name. The weirdest I’ve seen are “HI GUYS” and “Black shirt Guys” bwhahaha Now what kind of a name was that?!

They even wrote below some Caucasian dude who visited St Thomas mount place. Oh I forgot this eternal symbol ♥ and then an → goes through it.

 

I really feel for this dude! Jeez even his tomb! He can’t even rest in peace!

 

I think many of you guys would have seen the end coming with “NAMES” being the title. Ah! Still IT DOESNT MATTER! :-p

 

The Venk has got only one thing to tell all these “frofessional name writers” IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOUR NAMES IS! So please stop screwing public property, instead screw yourself with permanent tattoos if you have guts.

UPDATE: Here is the update of N.A.M.E.S pictures! I took recently http://on.fb.me/gjEYqU watch and enjoy!

4 comments:

  1. indha atoozhiyatha naanum paathaen! first no-parking, now this. you are the "punching" pwndawor :D

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